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The Most Laughably Awful Films of 2023: A Hilariously Bad Bunch

Ah, 2023! A year filled with cinematic triumphs and... let's say, "interesting" creative choices. While some films captivated audiences with their brilliance, others left us scratching our heads and wondering what went wrong. But fear not, for amidst the mediocrity and disappointment, there were a select few films so hilariously bad that they transcended mere criticism and entered the realm of pure, unadulterated entertainment. Today, we delve into the depths of cinematic absurdity to bring you the top 5 most retat4ed movies of 2023:

1. "Attack of the Killer Cupcakes": Imagine a world where fluffy pastries transform into murderous marauders. This low-budget horror flick attempts to capitalize on the whole "killer dessert" trend, but instead delivers unintentional humor with its laughable CGI effects, atrocious acting, and nonsensical plot. Prepare to guffaw at the sight of frosting-covered cupcakes chasing scantily clad teenagers through a shopping mall.

2. "Space Invaders vs. Disco Sharks": This sci-fi/musical/comedy hybrid sounds like something conjured up during a fever dream. With its nonsensical plot about aliens invading Earth only to be defeated by a group of disco-dancing sharks, this film is a sensory assault in the best way possible. Expect catchy tunes, terrible costumes, and enough campy dialogue to fill a swimming pool.

3. "The Roommate": This "thriller" is so ineptly made that it becomes unintentionally hilarious. The wooden acting, awkward pauses, and predictable plot twists are enough to make you laugh out loud. The film's climax, involving a poorly choreographed fight scene and an absurdly over-the-top revelation, is a masterclass in cinematic absurdity.

4. "The Time Travel Turkey": This family-friendly comedy attempts to blend slapstick humor with time travel shenanigans, with disastrous results. The plot is convoluted, the characters are unlikable, and the jokes fall flat. However, the film's sheer incompetence is strangely endearing, making it a fun watch for those who enjoy unintentional humor.

5. "Sharknado 7: Global Swarming": This latest installment in the infamous "Sharknado" franchise is, as expected, utterly ridiculous. With sharks raining down on landmarks across the globe, nonsensical action sequences, and cameos from washed-up celebrities, this film is a self-aware spectacle of silliness. It's so bad, it's good, and that's the point.

Honorable Mentions:

• "Zombie Cheerleaders vs. Vampires"
• "Piranhaconda 3: The Snakeening"
• "Santa Claus Conquers Mars" (1964, but still relevant)

These films might not be "good" in the traditional sense, but their unintentional humor and sheer badness make them strangely enjoyable. So next time you're looking for a laugh, skip the Oscar contenders and dive into the world of these hilariously retat4ed movies. You might just find yourself laughing until you cry.